Total Medals Earned: 472 (From 88 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,855 Points
Medals Earned: 4/15 (100/405 points)
Get hit after destroying exactly 30 enemies without getting hit
Get a multiplier on a boss
Heal an enemy ship
Kill 1000 enemies
Have an attraction beam live for 15+ seconds
Beat the game with one missile still left on the screen
Nuke more than 20 enemies at once
Beat the game
Get a full planet
Get a chain of 10+
Have a spike at the end of the game
Beat the game using exactly 2 nukes and have ones leftover at the end
Beat the game without continuing
Get 5 spikes on the planet at once
Convert a boss into a spike
Medals Earned: 2/12 (30/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 6/8 (125/230 points)
Complete the tutorial.
Punch the geek.
Finish the first level.
Alter the test.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
Complete the game without using passwords.
What are you staring at?
Complete the game without being caught.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (50/240 points)
You got 25 or more right! You're a Pokémon Expert!
Try again! Next time you'll do better!
You gotta do better than that!
You got 10 or more right! Good job!
You got at least half right! You sure know something.
You got 20 or more right! You must be a fan!
No questions were answered wrong. You're a Pokémon Master!
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/470 points)
Beat a level without any damage or blood on your car
Pass a level with less then 5% health left
Kill everyone in any level using only missiles
Escape to the big city
Earn over 100,000 dollars
Kill one thousand people
Beat all levels above 80%
Get gold on all race levels
Medals Earned: 2/11 (35/140 points)
Medals Earned: 3/9 (25/170 points)
End a level with a full supply of acorns
Complete Story Mode
Smash three obstacles before touching the ground
Survive for at least 100 meters in Distance Mode
Complete Story Mode on Hardcore difficulty
Complete Story Mode without dying
Collect the golden acorn in each level of a Story Mode playthrough (retries accepted)
Survive for at least 250 meters in Distance Mode
Medals Earned: 2/10 (35/495 points)
Feel the Bubba-Wrath!
Feed your enemy a healthy snack!
Get totally pwnd by the Piggy
Be an easy target!
Come on, you can do better than this!
You've done well my child
Even tough guys can run away
Save Theia!
The Heavens must have gifted you way too much
Meet the final boss
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/195 points)
Complete the first 5 acts
Check the Credits Page!
Complete acts 5-10
Complete acts 10-15
Complete acts 15-20
Complete all the acts!
Medals Earned: 18/20 (425/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Get caught by a UFO
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